Hot lips of frustration

I was telling my best friend the other day that I need an assistant, she laughed at me. But seriously either I need an assistant or a new camera, I took this picture with my phone(clear as hell ain't it??) I had a whole editorial planned but the timer of my phone sucks, and plus it can't stand up by itself. What I REALLY need is a photographer boyfriend, that would kill 2 birds with one stone. I always wanted to try purple lipstick so I found this shade called Fantasia. It's purple in the tube but it shows up as hot pink on me but I still it. My search for a nice purple lipstick continues...Anyone know any good shades?