Dita Von Teese:Don't call her a stripper

Dita Von Teese, the woman with the porcelain skin. She's always front row at fashion shows in Paris and photographed wearing the best fashion around the world. I had no idea she was a stripper. Well to be politically correct she is a professional burlesque dancer and she puts on fabulous shows. I just want to know how the hell did she get back stage access to the designers hearts, because I can do all of what she does and maybe better. Not to be cocky, just saying. You gotta admit, her costumes are pretty fly.